1 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:12,208 - [ Snoring ] - [ Distant Explosions ] 2 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:16,440 What? What's the matter? 3 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:21,612 What's going on here? Fedor! All hands on deck! 4 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:24,189 Can't I get one minute's sleep without-- 5 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:26,281 [ Grunting ] 6 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:29,191 Who set that automatic pilot? 7 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:33,258 Fedor, pipe all hands! 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:35,266 Where are you, you worthless jellyfish? 9 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,064 You spineless space worm. You-- 10 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:40,071 Oh, there you are. 11 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:42,232 Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. 12 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,539 - You rang for me, sir? - What's going on down there? 13 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:48,205 It's the crew, sir. They're talking mutiny again. 14 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:52,307 Oh, they are, are they? I'll make 'em walk the gangplank. They'll dance from the yardarm. 15 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,546 Captain, no! We'd never get home without them. 16 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:58,055 Oh, but they can't get back to Beta 3 without me either. 17 00:00:58,158 --> 00:01:00,524 I'm still captain of this spacecraft. 18 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,595 Besides, we're on our way home, aren't we? 19 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:06,028 Oh, yes, Captain, but five years in space has simply been too long. 20 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,590 And you never did find the prize like you promised them you would. 21 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:11,932 Oh, is that so? 22 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:17,868 Now hear this, you miserable quitters, you filthy traitors. 23 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:20,172 [ Explosion ] 24 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,248 [ Grunts ] 25 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:24,475 It's the automatic pilot, Captain. 26 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,745 I believe he feels he can run the ship without you. 27 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:28,753 Oh, is that so? 28 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,948 We'll see. 29 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:33,184 [ Explosion ] 30 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,523 Captain, Captain, you shouldn't have done that. 31 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,859 - The crew will be very angry. - Here they come. 32 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,661 - Quick, Captain, your cutlass. - That won't do any good. 33 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,169 I can't reduce them to tape. That only works on humans. 34 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:49,901 Oh, but there's the electronic spear. 35 00:01:50,009 --> 00:01:54,673 I'll show them. Back! Back, you cowardly machines! 36 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:58,444 Back! Back, you mechanical monsters, back! 37 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:03,454 Back! Back, I tell you! Back! Ahh! 38 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:06,719 - There. Oh. - What happened? They've gone. 39 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:09,124 I don't know. They just suddenly backed up. 40 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,629 - Ooh, if I only had a human crew. - [ Ringing ] 41 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,461 Listen. It's a bell ringing. 44 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:25,208 Five years of pointing it at human beings down there on Earth. 45 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,644 Five years and it never rang once. 46 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:31,216 [ Fedor ] That planet we're passing is uninhabited, isn't it? 47 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,217 There are no Earth people down there. 48 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,947 Particularly the one special person we've been looking for. 49 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,560 Fire all retros! Full speed astern! 50 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,064 Captain, you can't stop now. You promised the crew you'd go home. 51 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,067 You promised to give up this insane search. 52 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,831 Oh, quiet, chicken liver. I'll never give up. 53 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:55,305 Man the space launch. Full speed astern. 54 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:59,242 Muster a shore party. Hop lively, mates. The prize is ours! 55 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:02,280 [ Laughing ] 56 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,282 Penny? 57 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:09,315 - [ Whistles ] Wake up. - Oh. I'm sorry, Dad. 58 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,356 Must be quite an interesting book you've got there. 59 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:14,051 Oh, it's just one of my old children's books, I guess. 60 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:18,221 Oh, fairy tales, huh? Honey, I want you and Will to run down to the spring. 61 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,799 Tell Dr. Smith and the Robot that they can stop counting insects... 62 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,800 - for the rest of the afternoon. - Okay, Dad. 63 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:25,962 Oh, and while your mother and I are out taking star sightings... 64 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,972 I want everyone to stay close to the ship, okay? 65 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,974 - Have fun, Mom. - Okay. 66 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:31,976 Thank you. 67 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,013 Imagine going to look at stars with your own husband. 68 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,207 - Yes, imagine. - [ Chuckles ] 69 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,452 - Will? - Hmm? 70 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:44,614 - Did you ever dream you were really somebody else? - What? 71 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:48,057 That maybe your own mother and father weren't your real mother and father? 72 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,562 Sure. I'm the president of the United States, you know. 73 00:03:51,664 --> 00:03:54,428 Come on. I'll race you to that rock, and I'll just use one foot. 74 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:57,025 No. Like in some of these stories. 75 00:03:57,136 --> 00:04:00,469 Because, well, last night I had the funniest dream... 76 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,133 about the most beautiful palace. 77 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,211 Girls. 78 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:08,144 Trouble with boys is you don't have any imagination. 79 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,012 I don't see there's anything wrong with a palace... 80 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,017 as long as you know you're pretending. 81 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,104 "If the shoe fits"-- 82 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:44,149 [ Man ] Well, try on the shoes. 83 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,741 All right, hop aboard the carpet, lively now. 84 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,151 - Do you want to be a princess or don't you? - [ Screams ] 85 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,848 Penny! 86 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:26,941 Careful with that cargo, you miserable misfits! 87 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,419 Now, easy alongside. 88 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,980 Easy does it. That's a human being in there. 89 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:34,992 There. That's it. 90 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:38,222 Now, secure the rockets. Batten the air locks. 91 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,765 [ Laughs ] Outta my way! 92 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:44,166 They've just brought back our prize. [ Laughs ] 93 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,507 [ Both Grunting ] 94 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,910 Put it right down here. 95 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:58,142 Captain, hadn't you better take it somewhere else for unwrapping? 96 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,151 Good thinking. 97 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:06,516 Now, don't you worry, my dear. You're safe. 98 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,561 I'm not gonna harm ya. Don't worry about it now. [ Grunts ] 99 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,881 Princess? 100 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,384 How did you get in there? Who are you? 101 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,387 Well, I don't know. 102 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,083 Oh, dear, what are we gonna do now? If the crew sees you only caught a boy-- 103 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,558 - Shut up! This is your fault, Fedor. - Hey, wait a minute. 104 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,561 I should have gone on that shore party myself... 105 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,757 - instead of just sending my voice. - Captain, please, not so loud. 106 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,198 I've listened to your chicken advice for the last time. 107 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,100 Now cut that out. It's not his fault I'm a boy. 108 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,935 And besides, if you are a captain, that's sure no way to act. 109 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,737 Well, now, you hear that, Fedor? 110 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,540 At least we got ourselves a human being from Earth. 111 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,910 You are, aren't you, my brave little laddie? 112 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,347 Uh, yeah. I guess so. 113 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:09,444 Well, don't be afraid of me. Only cowards like him are afraid of me. 114 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:12,217 Come here. 115 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,488 Now, you see, we're from the planet Beta. 116 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,462 And for a very long time, we've been looking-- 117 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:21,863 everybody's been looking-- for our princess, Princess Alpha. 118 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,993 Well, is she lost or something? 119 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:28,005 There was trouble. A threatened revolution by the machines. 120 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:32,168 But a nurse escaped with the baby princess to hide her on Earth. 121 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,178 - All right. That's enough. - Yes, sir. 122 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,612 She switched babies in a hospital maybe. 123 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:41,119 Nobody knows for sure, but somewhere our princess is still alive. 124 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,415 You know, that's just like the dream that my sister had. 125 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,287 - Ha! - Quiet. Your what? 126 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:51,854 [ Stammers ] Well, this person I know... 127 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:54,398 uh, had a dream. 128 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,559 Didn't think I'd be in it. [ Chuckles ] 129 00:08:56,669 --> 00:09:00,662 A person, huh? Now tell me the truth, laddie. 130 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,673 Are there any more human beings down on that planet? 131 00:09:02,775 --> 00:09:08,407 Well, I-I might have bumped into one or two here and there. 132 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,380 Male or female? 133 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,078 Uh, well, I don't notice girls. 134 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,677 Uh, no, no, no, no girls. No. 135 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:19,587 Well, in particular, one who'd be maybe-- 136 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:22,923 - About 13 years old. - All right, I know. 137 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,259 Maybe 13 years old by now. 138 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:28,663 Uh, no. No one in particular like that. 139 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:32,101 Yeah, we'll find out if you're telling the truth. Here, come with me. 140 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:34,934 - But, uh, sir, I'm telling the truth. - All right, just be quiet. 141 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,941 But, um, sir. 142 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,375 What are you waiting for? Open the door. 143 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,504 - Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - Oh, the things I have to-- 144 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,583 I tell you. 145 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,282 Out of my way, pip-squeak! 146 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:51,015 Here, laddie, go on. 147 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,896 Come along, laddie. 148 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,565 Now, about that 13-year-old girl. 149 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,934 I didn't mention any 13-year-old girl. 150 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:09,030 There's no one like that on our planet. 151 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,132 Yeah, well, we'll soon find out. 152 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,735 [ Klaxon Blares ] 153 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:19,783 Lie to me, would you? You worthless little whelp! 154 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:22,251 Captain, no. Don't do that to him. 155 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:26,121 Of course I won't. Not yet. Keep him here as a hostage, Fedor. 156 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,125 Let him clean up after the crew. 157 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,555 I'm going ashore myself. 158 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:35,532 If there's one word about mutiny while I'm gone, I'll hang you all from the yardarm. 159 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,103 And that's the word of Captain Kraspo. 160 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:47,276 - Wow. - Our captain's been at sea too long, I'm afraid. 161 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,780 What was he talking about? I don't see any crew. 162 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:52,316 Shh. 163 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,409 You mean these? 164 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,581 But these are nothing but regular old computers. Ow! 165 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:01,216 Just a little shock, that's all. There are some people on Beta... 166 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,352 who say the computers are getting out of hand. 167 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:05,430 But I'm not one of them, of course. 168 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,500 He's a little messy at times. 169 00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:14,729 Oh, dear. She wants a glass of oil, I guess. 170 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,808 - [ Both Coughing ] - We better hurry. 171 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,281 Well, where are they? 172 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,286 But it's true, I tell you. I saw the slippers right there. 173 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,982 Yes, indeed. A mirage, perhaps. 174 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:35,117 And then the red carpet unfolded right in front of them. 175 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:37,127 But when I looked back, it was gone. 176 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,789 Penny, my dear, a charming fantasy. 177 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,663 Not at all uncommon in a girl your age. 178 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:46,534 Well, if you don't believe me, where's Will? I can't find him anyplace. 179 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:51,303 Probably back at the Jupiter 2, where we should all be right now having something lovely to eat. 180 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,310 And a nice little nap. 181 00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,312 Ah, what have we here? 182 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,848 Oh, that's my book. I guess I left it. 183 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,817 Ah, yes. I see it all now. 184 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:06,187 Fairy tales, full of castles and kings and pirates. 185 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,192 [ Hissing ] 186 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,319 What was that? 187 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:14,195 I don't know. Penny, come along. 188 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,030 Robot, why doesn't he believe me? 189 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,766 I compute that you are telling the truth, Penny. 190 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,434 Thanks. 191 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,743 - [ Screams ] - Howdy, mate. 192 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,944 Did you-- Did you address me, sir? 193 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,920 I was just cruising by, and I seem to have lost my bearings. 194 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,684 - Lost your bearings. Lost your bearings. - Yes. 195 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,057 Who are you? Are you a pirate? 196 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,824 Oh, now, if that don't beat all. 197 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:50,368 Here I come looking for some friendly information about the natives of these parts-- 198 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,404 Well, actually, my dear sir, I know very little about this territory. 199 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,703 - So, if you'll excuse me-- - [ Telescope Whirring ] 200 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:06,210 Somewhere around here. 201 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,218 Somewhere close. 202 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,721 Ah, this way! 203 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:29,266 It's a mistake. Fedor was right. The whole thing is a mistake. 204 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,776 All those years of searching, and this blasted thing doesn't even work. 205 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,846 - [ Sobbing ] - Oh, please don't cry. 206 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,178 - I'm sure it'll be all right. - Excuse me, sir. 207 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,276 - What's the matter? - [ Telescope Whirring ] 208 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,185 Oh, Your Majesty. 209 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,465 [ Screams ] Help me! Help me! 210 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,093 - Dr. Smith. - William. Where are we? 211 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,640 I demand an explanation, sir. Where are we and where is Penny? 212 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:04,971 I sent her up here ahead of us. Don't worry. She's safe. 213 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:07,739 But where are we? Answer me at once, do you hear? 214 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,338 - I'll explain, Dr. Smith. - [ Kraspo ] Oh, no, you won't. 215 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,179 You'll stay here and do your chores. Keep the crew pacified. 216 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,719 No. Dr. Smith, please help me. 217 00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:18,016 Well, don't just lie there, you cowardly clump. 218 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,956 - Help us! - I immobilized him. 219 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:24,325 You doddering dunderhead, just when I needed you most. 220 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:29,629 My dear sir, I promise you we did not mean to offend. 221 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,033 I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding. 222 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,698 Yeah, well, I'm sure I have no time to waste on the likes of you. 223 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,799 [ Screams ] Get away from me! 224 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,674 - Wait. Don't kill him! - Oh, let go of me, laddie. 225 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,614 I-I wouldn't go down there, lad. 226 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,653 But what's happening? What's he gonna do to him? 227 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:51,655 I can't bear to tell you. He's a terrible man. A terrible man. 228 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,385 [ Laughing ] 229 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,162 Now where's Dr. Smith? 230 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,722 Well, I figured the princess would prefer a little quiet around here. 231 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,236 [ Laughs ] 232 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,507 Dr. Smith? 233 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,512 Where's Dr. Smith? What have you done to him? 234 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,583 Now, now, I only reduced him to tape, that's all. 235 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,948 - You what? - There we are. 236 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,250 - That's him. - That's Dr. Smith? 237 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,189 - I don't believe you. - You don't believe me, huh? 238 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,761 Well, you'd better be sure you don't sweep him out with the trash. 239 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,023 - [ Laughing ] - Captain Kraspo! 240 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,473 Here, boy, what's the matter with you? 241 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,517 He said this was Dr. Smith. 242 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,180 - Oh, that stupid brute. - But it just looks like a piece of tape... 243 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,723 from a ticker machine or a computer or something. 244 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,123 Well, someday we'll get back at that tyrant. 245 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,752 - You mean it's true? - Of course. 246 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:09,232 The people on Beta figured out how to do that a long time ago, to reduce a person to tape. 247 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,360 It's much handier for travel and so on. 248 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:15,236 You simply transmit the tape, and then reconstruct the person at the other end. 249 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,241 You mean we can put him back together again? 250 00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:21,006 - Come on! Do it! Hurry! - Oh, no, boy. I wouldn't dare. 251 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,310 Captain Kraspo would slice us both up with a real cutlass. 252 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,977 [ Kraspo ] Fedor, up to the bridge on the double! 253 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,214 Now, wait a minute. You don't like him, do you? 254 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,620 Now, you've got to help me save Penny... 255 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,818 because she's no more a princess than I am. 256 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,259 - She's not? - No. 257 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,263 Well, of course I'll help you then. 258 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,890 - But-- - Hurry up, chicken liver! 259 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,936 - But not now, boy. Not now. - No, will you please wait? 260 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,767 Now, now, be careful Dr. Smith doesn't get torn. 261 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:54,539 I'm sorry, Dr. Smith. I'll try not to wrinkle you again. 262 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:01,650 Just because I dreamed I was a princess doesn't mean that I-- 263 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,279 Never mind. You were born in a hospital, weren't you? 264 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,290 Well, you don't need to shout at me. 265 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,259 Yes, I guess I was born in a hospital. 266 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,558 And you're the right age, aren't you? And my telescope tinkled, didn't it? 267 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,531 Captain Kraspo, if you can't be more polite... 268 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,761 I'm not going to answer any more of your questions. 269 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,805 Oh, there. Isn't she beautiful? 270 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:25,434 Did you ever in your life see anybody who acted more like a lady, like a princess? 271 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,240 W-Well, sir, I, uh-- 272 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,544 Smile, Fedor. Say yes. You're on cosmic camera. 273 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:35,086 Y-You mean somebody's watching us on Beta? 274 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:38,520 Of course, you idiot. I wanted the royal palace to see and hear the good news. 275 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:43,118 [ Laughs ] Oh, uh, you'll have to excuse an old sea captain's bad manners, ma'am... 276 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,128 but, uh, won't you sit down? 277 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,563 - Please sit down. - No, thank you. I wouldn't like to sit down. 278 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,433 Uh, I-I think you'll find the sofa most comfortable. 279 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,706 All right. 280 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,875 - I wish you'd explain. - Of course. Of course. 281 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,912 J-Just a moment, miss. 282 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,472 If this girl is really from Beta, then she should remember her babyhood. 283 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,519 Perhaps you should ask her a few questions. 284 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,579 Shh. What's the matter, dear? Isn't that soft enough? 285 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,091 It's just a little bumpy, that's all. 286 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,890 Uh, I-I didn't hear what you said. 287 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:22,228 - It's just a little bumpy. - Oh, a little bumpy, is it? 288 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,268 There, that's better. 289 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:31,668 A pea. There was nothing under that cushion but a pea, Fedor. 290 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,904 Oh, good heavens. 291 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,448 - [ Bell Rings ] - The telephone, the radio, answer it, Fedor. 292 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,449 Yes, sir. 293 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,951 This is all so exasperating. 294 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,420 [ Bell Continues Ringing ] 295 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:48,186 - What is going on? - Uh, not a thing, my dear. Not a thing. 296 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:55,127 Captain, I am not a princess. I am Penny Robinson. 297 00:18:56,835 --> 00:19:00,794 Now, now, take it easy. Every girl wants to be a princess, doesn't she? 298 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,000 Not really. I mean, I don't know. 299 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,009 What about my own mother and father? 300 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,103 Oh, of course. You haven't had a chance to think about it yet. 301 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,648 But Beta is a beautiful planet. 302 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,981 All it needs is a princess on the throne to make it like heaven. 303 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,214 You mean, they need a queen? 304 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,485 There's nobody left in the royal family but an old dowager aunt... 305 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,220 - and she just hasn't got the power anymore. - Power? 306 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,296 To make the royal scepter work... 307 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,423 to protect the people, to keep down the evil machines. 308 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:32,470 Captain, i-it was her, the royal aunt. 309 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,471 She was watching. She spoke to me. 310 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,599 - Why didn't you call me, you blasted-- - It wasn't necessary, sir. 311 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,337 She wants to inspect the girl herself, in person. 312 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,345 - What? - She's coming here. 313 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,280 She's going to be transmitted by radio. She'll be here in four hours. 314 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,944 And she's bringing the royal scepter, just in case. 315 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,521 - You mean, she's coming to see me? - Don't ask foolish questions. 316 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,853 We've got work to do. Come, my dear. 317 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,621 [ Machine Whirring ] 318 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,333 Be careful! You're crumpling him! 319 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:08,338 Now, you stay out of this, laddie. I need Dr. Smith worse than you do. 320 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,637 The princess needs him. She'll need him when she's queen. 321 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,008 The queen has the power to appoint the royal chancellor or even a prime minister. 322 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,707 What are you talking about? 323 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,580 Here he comes. 324 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,621 - [ Screams ] - Dr. Smith, are you all right? 325 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,384 William, where am I? What happened to me? 326 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,789 I'll explain later, Your Excellency. 327 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,330 "Excellency"? Ah, yes, of course, excellency. 328 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:36,993 It appears to me that I did hear that there was a vacancy in the prime ministry. 329 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:41,163 Dr. Smith, don't listen to him. You've got to save us. You've got to save Penny. 330 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,174 Please, William, not now. Not now! 331 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,176 This way, sir, please. 332 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,008 B-But, Dr. Smith! [ Sighs ] 333 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,139 Won't anybody help? 334 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,454 - Judy, did you see them? - They weren't over there. 335 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,286 I've been calling and calling. Did you radio Dad to come back? 336 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,860 - [ Footsteps ] - Listen. There's someone in there. 337 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,429 Oh, it's you, Smith. Where did the kids go? 338 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:07,725 - I can't even find the Robot. - Yes, yes, of course. 339 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,733 Would you excuse me? I'm in rather a hurry. 340 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,099 - Wait a minute. What's this? - Dr. Smith. 341 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,934 - [ Judy ] What are you doing with this picture? - It belongs on Maureen's bureau. 342 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,100 Well, of course it does. It's Penny at the age of six weeks. 343 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,303 The old aunt will be most interested. 344 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:25,247 What are you talking about? And Penny's baby hair and mother's old diary. 345 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,808 Give these things back! The people on Beta are much smarter than we are. 346 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,718 Don't you understand? Penny's memory will be tested. 347 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,155 Smith, you're out of your mind again. You'd better start explaining-- 348 00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,318 [ Judy Screams ] Don! 349 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,259 I thought you'd need some help, matey. 350 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,160 It's all right, Judy. Not to worry. 351 00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,825 I'm sorry, miss. He'll only be unconscious three or four hours. 352 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:46,392 That's all the time we'll need. Now, tell me quick. Are you a good hairdresser? 353 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:49,633 What? Who are you? Dr. Smith! 354 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:53,336 Judy, please, we all want to be saved, don't we? 355 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,606 Wouldn't you like to be a countess? 356 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,978 What are you saying? 357 00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:00,711 - Don! - Here, now. Keep quiet and I won't hurt anybody. 358 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,844 Take her down to the longboat. Go on. Hurry up! 359 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,519 Easy there, matey. 360 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:14,863 Ah, there you are. 361 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:18,732 Now, come along with me, matey. [ Laughs ] 362 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:25,070 This is Major West? Are you sure? 363 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:29,375 Positive. And I have your sister here... someplace. 364 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,416 - Well, find her! - I'm trying. I'm trying. 365 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,417 - Hurry! - Steady, Penny. Steady. 366 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,680 You had it in your hand coming back in the longboat, sir. 367 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:41,191 But I haven't got it now. Oh, here we are. 368 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,193 I knew I had her someplace. 369 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:47,061 They're really in no danger, Penny dear. I've been through it myself. 370 00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,998 Dr. Smith, what's the matter with you? You're helping him. 371 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:52,502 We have no choice, Penny. What else can we do? 372 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:54,504 It's the only way we can all be safe. 373 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,302 Now, there are three and a half hours left to get you ready. 374 00:22:57,409 --> 00:23:00,105 You'd better make up your mind. Do you want to be a princess or don't you? 375 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:04,046 - I don't know! - Well, you'd better decide. 376 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:06,515 And fast. 377 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,813 No! No, wait! 378 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:12,522 What did you have in mind, my dear? 379 00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,491 Oh, please, please, I'll do anything you say. 380 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,755 Only please don't burn them. 381 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,263 There, there, Penny. It's quite all right. There's no harm done. 382 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:23,493 Captain Kraspo wouldn't have really burned them up, would you? 383 00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,696 Well, of course not. I would have had them returned in a jiffy. 384 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:30,138 But it's just that we have no time to waste while you make up your mind. 385 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,904 You want me to pretend I'm a princess, don't you? 386 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,707 You want me to fool that poor old woman who's coming... 387 00:23:35,814 --> 00:23:38,783 just so you can win your dirty old prize. 388 00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,752 There's more to be won than that, Penny dear. Much more, for all of us. 389 00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:45,823 Just remember, she's your aunt, Aunt Gamma. 390 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,824 Royal children call her "Gammy." 391 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,986 "Gammy." Penny dear, isn't that a lovely name? 392 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,827 Fedor has collected thousands of these kind of details that you should be remembering... 393 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,333 - if you're a real Beta child. - But I'm not! 394 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,802 I can't even remember how to curtsy. 395 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:04,467 And in three and a half hours, how could I possibly fool anyone? 396 00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:07,511 If I don't, she'll probably have us all beheaded. 397 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,910 Oh, good heavens, Penny. Don't say that! 398 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:14,975 Well, then we'll all [ Blows ] together. 399 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,680 - [ Whimpers ] - Because I won't be beaten. 400 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,689 I won't give up! 401 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,989 Penny, in three and a half hours, I shall make you a princess... 402 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,429 or resign from the prime ministry forever! 403 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,660 Come along, dear. There's not a moment to lose. 404 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:35,330 I feel instinctively that this will be my most important creation. 405 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,273 Very well, but be careful of those pins, maestro... 406 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:40,310 or you will create a sieve. 407 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:42,744 Spare me your feeble attempts at humor, ninny. 408 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,783 Time is of the essence. I have exactly three and a half hours... 409 00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:48,318 to transform Penny into a princess. 410 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:51,548 Less talk, more work, or you will not make it. 411 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,124 Never fear, Smith is here. 412 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:58,754 - [ Kraspo ] Faster! - Yes, yes, faster, booby. Faster! 413 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:01,924 And two and three and four. 414 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:05,491 And one and two and three and-- 415 00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:09,540 Oh, no, no, Penny. This is so important. Don't you realize that? 416 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:14,374 Now, let's try it again. And for heaven's sake, do watch carefully. 417 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:19,849 So, one and two and three and four. [ Yells ] 418 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,919 - [ Clattering ] - Dr. Smith! 419 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:25,854 Get me out of here! Oh, Penny, get me out of here this minute! 420 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,152 - Dr. Smith! - What are you doing to me? 421 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:36,767 All right, Your Highness. Now, the royal throne will be over there. 422 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,893 - Over there. - Yes, the throne. 423 00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,904 [ Clears Throat ] Now, when you walk through the door... 424 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,873 I will give the order for the drums to roll. 425 00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:48,036 Then, you will take a step and wait. 426 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:50,137 A step and wait. 427 00:25:50,248 --> 00:25:52,978 A step and wait. Come on, try it. 428 00:25:53,084 --> 00:25:56,815 - Step. - Step and wait. Step and wait. 429 00:25:56,922 --> 00:25:59,755 [ Kraspo ] Faster! Put some elbow grease into it, laddie! 430 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,452 One spot on that deck and you'll get 40 lashes. 431 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,621 Fifty lashes! Faster! Faster! 432 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,896 Oh, Penny, how can you go along with all of this? 433 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:15,200 Shh! A-And this is a picture of your cousin... 434 00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:18,071 the archduke, and his three daughters-- 435 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,701 Iota, Kappa and Sylvia. 436 00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,178 There. These are the-- These are them. 437 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:27,911 And-And this one-- This-- This picture here... 438 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:32,547 is a picture taken at the summer palace of the Baron and Baroness Grabowski. 439 00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,182 He's an uncle on your mother's side, twice removed, and their three-- 440 00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,193 [ Kraspo ] Faster! Faster! 441 00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:39,354 Yes, sir, faster, faster! 442 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:42,194 A robot's work is never done. 443 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:45,565 Diction and elocution, most important for a princess. 444 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,729 Now, listen carefully and repeat after me. 445 00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,706 The beets in Beta boil better on the burner. 446 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,403 The beets in Beta boil better on the burner. 447 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,809 The beets in Beta boil better on the burner. 448 00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:58,212 - The beets in Beta boil better on-- - Stop it! 449 00:26:58,316 --> 00:27:02,548 Stop it! Oh, I can't do it! I can't! I can't! 450 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:06,215 [ Sobbing ] Oh, I'm sorry, Captain Kraspo. 451 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,224 I can't. 452 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:15,094 The beets in Beta boil better on the burner. 453 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,068 The beets in Beta boil better on the burner. The beets in Beta boil-- 454 00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:24,101 - [ Beeping ] - Hey, hurry up! 455 00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:27,042 - Something's happening! - The royal radio signal is coming in, sir. 456 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,841 - Oh, this is it, men. Fall in! - 457 00:27:29,948 --> 00:27:32,075 Oh, I'm so nervous. I feel faint. 458 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:34,151 Ten-hut! 459 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:37,085 460 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:40,680 Isn't there anyone around here who can control those beastly machines? 461 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,283 I beg your pardon, ma'am. What did you say? 462 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:47,729 I said, isn't there anyone around here who can control those beastly machines? 463 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,232 Oh, yes, ma'am. Shut up! 464 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,860 - Stop that music, you blasted-- - 465 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:57,032 - Oh, pardon me, ma'am. - For shame, Captain, for shame. 466 00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:59,872 Excuse the language, Your Majesty. 467 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,969 Quite suitable. 468 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,980 Well, help me down. 469 00:28:09,421 --> 00:28:12,288 Now, which one of you... 470 00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:14,722 is this girl I'm supposed to inspect? 471 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,659 Well, I don't think she's quite ready yet, Your Majesty. 472 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,560 - But that's nothing unusual for her. - Hush, William. 473 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:24,761 Uh, Your Majesty, the captain asked me to prepare a bill of particulars. 474 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,429 - The girl's credentials. - That can wait. 475 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,439 May I present myself, Your Majesty? 476 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,908 I am Dr. Zachary Smith, longtime friend... 477 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:36,037 protector and guardian of the lovely child. 478 00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:38,115 I'm sure you must have heard of me. 479 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,743 And may I say that I have always had an instinctive feeling... 480 00:28:41,853 --> 00:28:44,344 that there was some mystery about her. 481 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,890 Some glorious secret of her origin. 482 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:51,121 You may say it, Dr. Smith, but it won't do any good. 483 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,130 Now, Captain, where is she? 484 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:57,395 Uh, right this way, Your Majesty. 485 00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,164 - I beg your pardon. - Really! 486 00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:24,086 [ Dr. Smith ] Oh, my. 487 00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:27,426 - Wow. Is that really you, Penny? - [ Dr. Smith ] Hush, William. 488 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:29,261 Stand up, child. 489 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:38,571 You're very pretty. 490 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:41,804 She's so beautiful, I think I'm gonna cry. 491 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:45,349 Your Majesty, may I present this lovely child... 492 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:49,352 whom I have had the honor to know thus far as Miss Penny Robinson. 493 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,183 Oh, shut up! 494 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:54,087 Get out of here, all of you! Leave us alone! 495 00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,456 - But, Your Majesty, it is I who have-- - Out! Out! Out! Out! 496 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:59,029 Yes, yes, yes, I quite understand. I do. 497 00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,635 Come with me, child. 498 00:30:06,871 --> 00:30:09,169 Come, come. Don't be afraid. 499 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:18,747 There, there. That's a good child. 500 00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:25,546 Sit here, my dear. 501 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:29,519 I don't think Dr. Smith meant any harm, Your Majesty. 502 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:33,688 I suppose you'd prefer to call me Aunt Gammy? 503 00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:37,165 Aunt Gammy? Oh, yes. 504 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:41,637 That does seem to sound familiar in the back of my memory somewhere. 505 00:30:41,739 --> 00:30:43,639 Oh, I don't know how I could have forgotten. 506 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:49,475 And you look exactly like all my dear sister's children used to. 507 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:53,073 - I suppose you know that too. - No, no, I didn't. 508 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,084 But I'm so glad you told me. 509 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:58,521 Hmm. 510 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:06,254 Uh, they did show me some pictures of the royal family. 511 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:12,329 And it did seem that some faces were rather familiar. 512 00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:15,270 For instance, do you have a cousin named, uh-- 513 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,508 Oh, stop that, child. 514 00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:17,940 Oh, stop that, child. 515 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:27,842 Do you know how long I've been searching for my niece? 516 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,556 All I was told was that... 517 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:37,117 Princess Alpha was hidden someplace on Earth by a nurse years ago. 518 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:40,891 Captain Kraspo said the nurse sent a message back-- 519 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:44,992 K12B6, or something like that. 520 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:49,164 A garbled message. The last we ever heard. 521 00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:58,311 Don't you know how desperately the people of Beta need their princess? 522 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,647 To keep our beastly machines under control. 523 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,654 I'm not afraid of machines. 524 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:09,090 The real Princess Alpha wouldn't be. 525 00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:13,527 In her hands, in her hands only... 526 00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:15,929 the magic of the royal scepter will work. 527 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:19,003 - Magic? - Of course. 528 00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:22,833 For instance, I can materialize... 529 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,841 the scepter out of thin air. 530 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,468 But that's as far as my power. 531 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:32,679 What's the matter, child? 532 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,480 Didn't Captain Kraspo explain this to you? 533 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:40,853 Well, I-I just didn't know that the people on Beta believed in magic. That's all. 534 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:45,453 Well, if people don't believe in magic, they'll turn into machines themselves. 535 00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:52,360 Now, it says on that paper... 536 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:56,736 that that awful Kraspo has been trying to cheat. 537 00:32:56,841 --> 00:33:00,208 He's been teaching you to lie to me. 538 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:02,643 What? Well, you see, ma'am-- 539 00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:04,647 No, never mind. 540 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:10,751 Anyone who would lie about a thing as important as this... 541 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:14,289 should be boiled in oil, don't you think? 542 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:18,624 Oh, yes. I mean, no! 543 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:21,756 Oh, this is very important to me, ma'am. 544 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:24,494 In fact, it's important to my whole family. 545 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,833 Oh, stop sniveling. 546 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:34,507 Just answer one question, child. 547 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:37,513 Are you my niece, or aren't you? 548 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:40,243 I'm-- 549 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,512 I'm-- 550 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:46,522 Oh, I don't know! Oh, I hate myself! 551 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,660 Well, of course you don't know. 552 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:54,095 Oh, that's just the right answer, Alpha dear. 553 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:59,468 - Alpha? - Oh, of course. 554 00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:01,765 I knew it was you the minute I saw you. 555 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,535 And I've never been wrong about anything. 556 00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:09,409 Your eyes are just the right distance apart. 557 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,552 Captain Kraspo! 558 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,647 All present and accounted for, Your Majesty. 559 00:34:20,758 --> 00:34:22,658 You wish to make an announcement, I presume. 560 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,786 I do. Captain Kraspo... 561 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:29,333 will you please be kind enough to put yourself in the brig? 562 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:33,097 - To what? - And you, whoever you are. 563 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:36,298 Uh, Fedor, Your Majesty. Ship steward, 14th class. 564 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,705 You are the new acting captain here. 565 00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:42,678 I am, ma'am? You heard her, you conniving tyrant! 566 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:46,181 - Now hand me that tape. - Why, you ungrateful ingrate. 567 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,514 - [ Fedor ] Into the brig. - At once, do you hear? To the brig with you. 568 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:51,713 Why, you double-crossing little-- What did you put in that letter, you blasted-- 569 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,519 - On the double! March! - Of all the injustice. 570 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,389 After a whole lifetime of faithful service. 571 00:34:57,495 --> 00:34:59,793 - I obey! - March! 572 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:04,330 Oh, that dreadful man. 573 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,370 Your Majesty, I think you are much too merciful. 574 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:10,407 I, of course, am completely innocent of any wrongdoing. 575 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:13,602 - I'm sure. - Now, look, Your Majesty. 576 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:16,771 If you think you're going to do something to my sister, just for pretending-- 577 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:20,612 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, Captain Kraspo is being punished... 578 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:23,209 for his lack of faith, that's all. 579 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,289 You see, Will, I guess maybe I'm not really your sister. 580 00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,451 But I'll still love you as much. 581 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,961 - What? - Of course she will. 582 00:35:33,064 --> 00:35:34,964 She'll love all of us. 583 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,728 And we'll never have any more trouble from those nasty machines. 584 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:41,236 - Will we, Alpha dear? - Alpha? 585 00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:43,307 Oh, what a lovely name, Your Majesty. 586 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:47,434 I proclaim a holiday. Long live Princess Alpha. 587 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,638 You, sir, are dismissed. 588 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:52,773 Yes, Your Majesty, yes. 589 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,875 Oh, dreadful man. 590 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,147 Well, we'll have to dispose of him. 591 00:35:57,255 --> 00:36:00,816 But this is a time for only happy thoughts. 592 00:36:03,461 --> 00:36:05,361 But that wasn't helping us any. 593 00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:08,125 Let go of me, boy. I got rid of Captain Kraspo, didn't I? 594 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:11,531 Well, yes, but now that old lady thinks Penny's a princess. 595 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,627 And what's worse, Penny thinks so herself. 596 00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:16,901 Of course. And now we've got to get ready for the coronation. 597 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:20,500 She's gonna give your sister the scepter, boy. The magic scepter. 598 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:23,409 Just wait and see how I've helped. 599 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,778 But, Fedor! 600 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:38,193 Come closer. Come closer. 601 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:42,357 Success is almost ours. They'll all see, won't they, my friends? 602 00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:45,128 Just before we blow them to atoms, huh? 603 00:36:45,236 --> 00:36:48,797 Because when Aunt Gamma hands that stupid little girl the scepter... 604 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:51,306 I'll be there to grab it, don't you worry. 605 00:36:51,409 --> 00:36:55,641 And when we have the scepter, Beta will be ours. 606 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:58,510 At last, we will control the universe! 607 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,516 - [ Switch Clicks ] - Oh, how long I've waited... 608 00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:04,714 for this glorious day! 609 00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:08,849 Mother, you've been making a coat for me. 610 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,860 My captain's coat. 611 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:15,023 Mother, how wonderful of you. Thank you so very much. 612 00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:19,000 It's very pretty. I like it very, very much. 613 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:21,571 We'll show them, won't we? 614 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,287 Captain Kraspo. Captain Kraspo. 615 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:40,221 Oh, leave me alone. 616 00:37:40,324 --> 00:37:42,519 Captain Kraspo, you have to listen. 617 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:47,496 N-Now, is it possible that a ship steward, 14th class, can be a machine? 618 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,463 A computer? A spy, maybe? 619 00:37:49,567 --> 00:37:51,694 You're against me. You're all against me. 620 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:55,135 And after all those years of faithful searching and searching! 621 00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:59,300 Listen. Now, I said I was over by that computer place... 622 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:01,310 and I saw Fedor go in there. 623 00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:04,438 [ Kraspo ] Get out! Why did you come here to taunt me? 624 00:38:04,548 --> 00:38:06,448 Did I really hurt anybody? 625 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:08,518 Did I keelhaul you at the start like I should have? 626 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:12,555 - Now, get out, you ungrateful-- - Captain Fedor! 627 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,394 It's locked! He locked it! 628 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:21,795 Captain Fedor. [ Laughs ] 629 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,799 Captain Kraspo, you've got to listen. 630 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:27,234 Oh, if that don't beat all. That little pip-squeak. 631 00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:30,136 You're all pip-squeaks, every last one of you. 632 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:33,404 The royal aunt. Princess phony. 633 00:38:33,511 --> 00:38:35,502 Yeah, and all you Robinsons too. 634 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:38,047 And you're nothing but a dirty quitter. 635 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,583 But I'll never be beaten, because I'll never give up. 636 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,210 I hate you. 637 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,381 Hey, hey, laddie! 638 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:50,517 Did I hear you say something about computers? Machines? 639 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:54,126 Fedor is one. 640 00:38:54,231 --> 00:38:56,256 Well, get me outta here. Don't just stand there! 641 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,597 Yes, sir! 642 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,671 Oh, can't you hurry up and get him out of there? 643 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:08,904 Here he comes. He'll be quite comfortable. 644 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,981 There's really nothing to it. 645 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:17,243 - Where am I? - Nothing to worry about, Major West. 646 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:20,017 The Robinsons' remaining daughter will explain it all to you. 647 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:22,354 - Remaining daughter? - Yes. 648 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,258 - Judy. - We're in rather a hurry just now. 649 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,456 - On with the coronation. - Coronation? 650 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:30,227 There's no reason for concern, Major. It's all for the best. 651 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,598 Well, whatever's good for you must mean trouble for everyone else. 652 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:36,264 - Spare me the insults! - Now you tell me what this is all about. 653 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,571 Now, that's enough, Major West. If you interfere in any way... 654 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:44,307 I'll have Captain Fedor order his computers to-- to-- 655 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:46,383 Well, where are they? 656 00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:48,884 What happened to those nasty computers that were here? 657 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:53,252 I-I thought it best to keep the crew below decks till after the coronation, Your Majesty. 658 00:39:53,357 --> 00:39:57,293 Oh, how very thoughtful. Now, come along. 659 00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:01,491 You'll see. We're all going to live happily ever after. 660 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,193 Oh, I hope so. I do hope so. 661 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:15,235 Soon. Very soon. Be patient. 662 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,472 - There. That one got it. - Get me out! 663 00:40:20,851 --> 00:40:22,785 There. 664 00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:27,290 - [ Kicking Door ] - Harder! Harder! Here, use this. 665 00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:30,519 - What is it? - My telescope. It started this whole mess. 666 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:34,120 My princess finder. It's a worthless hunk of junk. Go on! Hit it! 667 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:41,499 - - Coronation music. 668 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,574 - Penny! - Go on! Hit it harder! 669 00:40:44,675 --> 00:40:48,475 That did it! Ah, charge! 670 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,713 - [ Computers Whirring ] - Shh! 671 00:40:57,822 --> 00:41:01,781 Wait for the scepter now. Wait till I give the signal to attack. 672 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:11,728 [ Sneezes ] 673 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,736 So sorry, Your Majesty. 674 00:41:13,838 --> 00:41:15,738 Are you ready for the coronation, Your Majesty? 675 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,468 Quite ready, thank you. Let us proceed. 676 00:41:18,576 --> 00:41:20,669 Yes, Your Majesty. 677 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,372 [ Sneezes ] 678 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,381 [ Grumbles ] 679 00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:33,456 - Isn't it all exciting? - Why don't you keep quiet? 680 00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:36,549 - Start the drums. - Drums. 681 00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:47,936 What are we going to do? 682 00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:50,165 Shh. Don't worry. It's all right. 683 00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:54,005 As soon as this nonsense is over, I'll find a way to get us out of this. 684 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,699 You look ravishing, my dear. Simply ravishing. 685 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:24,968 I do hope you won't forget your devoted friend Dr. Smith in your hour of triumph. 686 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:29,808 I don't think this is such an hour of triumph. I feel just like crying. 687 00:42:29,914 --> 00:42:34,078 But I quite understand, my dear. I always cry at coronations. 688 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,152 Will you stop this silly chatter? 689 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,116 In the name of the good people of Beta... 690 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:44,820 I will now command the royal scepter to appear. 691 00:42:44,929 --> 00:42:48,524 Are you ready to receive the symbol and instrument... 692 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,827 of your royal power, Your Majesty? 693 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:53,096 I guess so. 694 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:55,171 I mean, uh, yes. 695 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,501 Behold! 696 00:43:00,444 --> 00:43:02,344 How magnificent! 697 00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:07,440 I now present thee with this, the magic scepter. 698 00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:10,419 [ Kraspo ] Stop! 699 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:15,791 Stop! 700 00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:19,090 All right, Fedor. I'm onto you. Your hour has come. 701 00:43:19,196 --> 00:43:21,130 - Are you all right? - Yes. - Penny. 702 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:26,631 - Captain Kraspo, how dare you! - A-Arrest this man. 703 00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:28,637 Seize him! Hang him! 704 00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:31,333 Oh, no, you don't. This is the real cutlass this time. 705 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,570 And this is an atomizer. And anybody moves, gets erased. 706 00:43:34,678 --> 00:43:39,308 - Why, you--you traitorous barbarian. - And, you, please shut up... 707 00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:41,316 - ma'am, Your Majesty. - [ Whirring ] 708 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,943 - Listen to that. - This man Fedor here-- 709 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:46,284 Captain Kraspo, the telescope, it was ringing. 710 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:48,290 Well, what of it? Let go of my arm. 711 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:51,293 It wasn't pointing at Penny. It was pointing at the Robot. 712 00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:54,330 Well, the crazy thing did that before. It's no good. 713 00:43:54,431 --> 00:43:56,558 - Now, let go of my arm! - Wait a minute. I've got an idea. 714 00:43:56,667 --> 00:44:00,899 Attack! Up the machines! Down the people! 715 00:44:12,616 --> 00:44:14,641 [ Dr. Smith ] Oh! 716 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:16,845 [ Screams ] 717 00:44:23,093 --> 00:44:25,960 [ Don ] Smith, you've sent the ship out of control! 718 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:30,364 [ Don ] Come with me! 719 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,969 The scepter, wave it! 720 00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:47,278 - Destroy them! - No, go away! 721 00:44:47,384 --> 00:44:50,444 It doesn't work! Don, do something! 722 00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,388 Everyone, get in there! 723 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,492 - [ Women Screaming ] - Robot, guard the door! 724 00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:02,963 Affirmative. 725 00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:09,896 Hurry, Major. Do something. We're going to crash. 726 00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:12,202 Hold on. I'll try to steady her out. 727 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:14,243 Hurry! 728 00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:17,177 I'm trying. I can't get the hang of this antiquated equipment. 729 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,846 This must be the automatic control here. 730 00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:27,086 - Oh! - You did it! 731 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,417 All right, Fedor. This is it! 732 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:32,825 Attack! Attack! Destroy! 733 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:37,692 You little punks, I warn you! 734 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:47,509 Stand back! I warn you! 735 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:50,341 Do not come closer! I warn you! 736 00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:54,816 After him! After him! 737 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,552 I wonder how long the Robot can hold off those machines. 738 00:45:58,655 --> 00:46:01,123 - Wait. I've got an idea. - Make it fast, Will. 739 00:46:01,225 --> 00:46:05,924 Well, remember that garbled message the nurse sent years ago, that K12B6? 740 00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:08,190 Well, that's like the sequence we use to program the Robot. 741 00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:12,462 Now, suppose that nurse hid the baby princess and then reduced her to tape. 742 00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:15,504 Now, where would be the perfect place to hide the tape? 743 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:18,803 - I get it. Now, what are those numbers-- K12-- - B6. 744 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,706 Got it. 745 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,711 Warning! Warning! Stay back! 746 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:25,976 Robot, the formula to materialize the real princess is K12B6. 747 00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:27,983 - Check. - Materialize her at once. 748 00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,985 Affirmative. 749 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,486 Attack him! Attack him! 750 00:46:36,593 --> 00:46:39,084 Get back! Stay back there! Don't come near me! 751 00:46:39,196 --> 00:46:42,927 I am programmed. Stand back. Stand back! 752 00:46:44,034 --> 00:46:47,197 The Robot! Stop him! 753 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,819 It's all right, everyone. The real princess is here. 754 00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:26,937 Oh, my dear. My darling, it's you, really you this time. 755 00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:31,140 Aunt Gammy! Oh! 756 00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:35,582 Those nasty machines ran away the moment they saw you. 757 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:40,350 And as for you, my dear, everyone has a right to be wrong once. 758 00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:42,925 - Don't they? - Yes, ma'am. 759 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:45,859 Oh, but here, you'd better take this. 760 00:47:45,963 --> 00:47:48,659 - Thank you. - Point it at him. Hurry! 761 00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:50,665 No, no, no, please! 762 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,633 - [ Laughing ] - Look. 763 00:47:58,742 --> 00:48:01,302 There's nothing left of him but a computer card. 764 00:48:07,618 --> 00:48:10,018 And this is all that's left of the one named Fedor? 765 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,987 Yes. I've got to take it back to them before they leave. 766 00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:17,254 Aunt Gamma said he might be reconstituted into a useful machine. 767 00:48:17,361 --> 00:48:19,921 Well, it all sounds quite incredible. 768 00:48:20,030 --> 00:48:22,089 Come on. There's still time to meet them all. 769 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,394 All right. Let's go. 770 00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:27,861 Aren't you gonna go see them off, Dr. Smith? 771 00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:32,431 Certainly not. Such commonplace people, mere riffraff. 772 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:34,976 You have no idea how delighted I am not to be drafted... 773 00:48:35,078 --> 00:48:38,013 as prime minister for their ridiculous planet. 774 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:40,675 Ah, William, but here. 775 00:48:40,784 --> 00:48:44,015 Here stands our real treasure. 776 00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:47,420 If only we had a deeper understanding of secret codes. 777 00:48:47,524 --> 00:48:49,754 If only we knew more about the glorious mysteries... 778 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:53,523 that lurk inside our illustrious friend. 779 00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:55,791 Just think of it, William. 780 00:48:55,899 --> 00:48:58,697 What was a princess could just as easily be... 781 00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:01,100 a gold mine. 782 00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:03,832 You know, I never thought he had it in him. 783 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:10,110 - Have you? - The beets in Beta boil better in the butter. 784 00:49:10,213 --> 00:49:12,113 - On the burner. - In the butter. 785 00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:16,584 The beets in better boil butter in the boiler. 786 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,621 Oh, never mind, ninny. 787 00:49:18,722 --> 00:49:20,883 You'll never make it.